Some loser from Newcastle


Everyone’s like whoa, ants can lift 50 times their weight. A fucking leaf is like 50 times their weight. I’ll fight an ant right now.

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nba season is so close i can feel it


im happy that its super hot again but im angry that i dont have a pool

You think it’s cool to hate things. And it’s not. It’s boring. Talk about what you love and keep quiet about what you don’t. (via mer-veilleux)

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pretending to be sober at convenience stores

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so is anyone secretly in love with me yet

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simple tips to gain my friendship

  • have a dog
  • show me pictures of your dog
  • invite me over to pet your dog
  • be a dog
  • dog

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